Quantcast
Channel: Attempted Bloggery
Browsing all 4477 articles
Browse latest View live

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

1977: It Was a Very Good Year

Ah, 1977....Things seemed simple to me back then. I figured all I really needed in order to be happy was to drive a Corvette and marry Marcia Brady. At that point, I should basically be set for...

View Article


Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Northern Exposure

Here's an intriguing Southern license plate with an evident Northern history."EX YANKS"North Carolina license plateNote: Be sure to keep up with Attempted Bloggery's growing archive of amusing license...

View Article


Interview with Thomas Pynchon

Q:  We live in the age of publicity. All manner of celebrities, the famous and the not-so-famous, seek to promote their careers through the relentless pursuit of coverage in the mass media. As a...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

The Orlando Weather Report

Last week, as you may have noticed, my blog fare was not especially ambitious. I shared a few amusing license plates and published my first short interview, if you can call it that. In fact, I was...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Disney's MagicBand

Set of four Walt Disney World cards, June 2013Last year, entry to the Disney World parks required a card. This year, almost everyone staying at a resort hotel or with an annual pass is using the...

View Article


Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

The Return of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

One thing I never foresaw was the return of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit to the Disney fold. The popular animated character was created by Ub Iwerks and Walt Disney in the 1920's. When Disney was fired from...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Oh, Snap!

Here is just one of the many Disney trading pins sold at the Disney parks. It's based on Walt Disney's"Peter Pan" (1953) and it contains a delicious surprise.Disney trading pinDisney trading pin"Never...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Donald Duck Merchandise

Here's a small sampling of merchandise featuring Donald Duck. These items were seen last week at Walt Disney World. Donald's irascible personality always makes him a best seller."This is my happy face"...

View Article


Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge

Last week we stayed at Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge in Walt Disney World. Here are a few photos from the hotel.The lobby of Disney's Animal Kingdom LodgeAntelope CoupleBeaded Bird Headdress, Bamileke...

View Article


Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Disney's Animal Kingdom Lodge Hidden Mickeys

"I only hope that we never lose sight of one thing—that it all started with a mouse."--Walt DisneyThe geometric shorthand for Mickey Mouse--a large circle representing the head and two smaller ones for...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

My Entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #438

Here is my entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #438 for August 11, 2014. The drawing is by Matthew Diffee."If they give you a choice, take the ankle bracelet."Note: Matthew Diffee is the...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

The Disney Dress Code

What, you ask, is the Disney dress code? After a week at Walt Disney World, I can report only what I found on a Disney trading pin:Mickey Mouse ears Disney trading pinNote: More Disney trading pins can...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Waldorf and Statler on Aging

A bit of wisdom from the curmudgeonly duo of Waldorf and Statler, the Muppets who love to heckle their own show.Waldorf and Statler Disney trading pinTribute to Statler and WaldorfNote: More Disney...

View Article


Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

The Magic Kingdom 2014

Two weeks ago my family and I arrived for a summer vacation week in Walt Disney World. Since our return home I've been sharing some of my photos here on the blog. I'm an indifferent photographer at...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Our Disney Drink

In Disney World as elsewhere, a beverage can be enhanced by its presentation. Whatever your favorite drink, couldn't it be improved if served with a Mickey Mouse Silly Straw? The very special soda...

View Article


Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Winter Summerland Miniature Golf

As part of our Disney World vacation package, we received a complimentary round of miniature golf at the resort. It's a win-win deal. We get to play miniature golf for free on an inventive and...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

My Entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #439

Here is my entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #439 for August 25, 2014. The cartoon is by Corey Pandolph."Two out of three customers can't tell beer from WD-40."I had difficulty with this...

View Article


Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Epcot 2014

Epcot consists of two major areas. Future World purports to be a window into coming technology. Innoventions is the centerpiece of this mission, but it is quite juvenile and there is no longer anything...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Duffy the Disney Bear

Who? This character did not originate in a Disney movie or television show. Rather he started out as an uninspired marketing gimmick for Disney theme parks. The Japanese were the first to really take...

View Article

Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.

Chinese Acrobats 2014

The Chinese acrobatic troupe Jeweled Dragon performed at Epcot in front of the Chinese pavilion.Note:  More posts about Walt Disney World are available here 24/7 perhaps even in China.Good news!...

View Article
Browsing all 4477 articles
Browse latest View live