Here is my entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #444 for September 29, 2014. The drawing is by Carolita Johnson.
Here are a few other caption attempts I had to cut bait on:
Note: In last week's contest, Charlie Hankin went bowling with a wrecking ball. My caption came right back through the ball return, but at least I didn't try to make any Mylie Cyrus jokes. See the spin on Contest #443.
My last blog post featuring Carolita Johnson may be seen here.
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| "No one cares if you can swim with the trout." |
Here are a few other caption attempts I had to cut bait on:
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| "We always throw the salesmen back in." "This is why you don't use coffee as bait." "Sorry, we don't need another consultant." "Sure it's cute, but why can't your brother get a real job?" "Now check his pockets for trout." "Damn. He hasn't lured a single shark." |
Note: In last week's contest, Charlie Hankin went bowling with a wrecking ball. My caption came right back through the ball return, but at least I didn't try to make any Mylie Cyrus jokes. See the spin on Contest #443.
My last blog post featuring Carolita Johnson may be seen here.
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