Mister Softee is getting in touch with his feelings on a psychotherapist's couch. Welcome to The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #868 from the issue of October 2, 2023. My caption is shown below. The chill drawing is by Dan Misdea.
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| "Would it be so wrong of me to sport a halo top?" |
These captions lacked insight:
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| "Every day some bastard calls me a conehead." "They won't go out with me once they learn my name." "At my age I should know more than one jingle." |
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