The planet earth walks into a bar. It's The New Yorker CartoonCaption Contest #866 from the issue of September 18, 2023. My caption is shown below. The drawing is by Elisabeth McNair.
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| "And bring some ice please. Mine's melting." |
This caption was too unworldly:
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| "Keep 'em coming. I'm building up a tolerance to toxins." |
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