It's time to disrupt the CartoonStock Caption Contest #162. To recap, here's how the new cash prize contest works: $5 buys three and only three entries. Real cash prizes are $500 for first place and $100 for each of the five runners up. As of this writing, I've invested $40 over eight contests and I managed to win $100 from one of these outings. So far the math is good for contestants and bad for CartoonStock. Few enough people enter that the odds are favorable even for an indifferent captioner like me. My three new entries are shown below at the top of the list; the lower captions were written by me but, on due consideration, withheld. The drawing of conference room chaos is by John Klossner.
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| "Were we expecting corporate raiders?" "Ah! They've finally elected a Speaker." "We've got to find a better doorman." * * * "Can I assume we'll be working through lunch again?" "I tried to tell them you weren't in." "Your three o'clock is early." "They want to cash in their stock options." "They're not here to negotiate." "The union is getting militant." |
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