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My Entries in the Moment Cartoon Caption Contest for November/December 2022

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Chanukah must be upon us, judging from Moment magazine's Cartoon Caption Contest for the November/December 2022 issue. My several captions are shown below. Note that for captioning purposes I use the more common spelling Hanukkah. The drawing of a run amuck dreidel is by Benjamin Schwartz.

"I made it out of autonomous rotors, inertial sensors, gyroscopic stabilizers, and clay."
"Didn't I say no gifts?"
"From now on, I say we go topless."
"Run for cover—it's a drone dreidel!"
"What if it keeps this up for eight days?"
"And, after all this, if it lands on shin we still have to pay."
"The gimel means gimme shelter."
"I think we may have overdone Hanukkah."
"It's the Festival of Frights!"
"Tell me this isn't scarier than the Grinch."
"I should never have asked for a Transformer for Hanukkah."





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