I took the uptown local to The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #827 from the issue of November 14, 2022. My caption is shown below. The drawing is by Lars Kenseth.
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| "Has anyone ever tried drawing on these walls?" |
These captions couldn't beat the timetable:
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| "Say, I could use a good wingman." "If you think you see something, you're supposed to say something." "But where do you keep your MetroCard?" "How do you aerate your junk?" |
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