Moment magazine's Cartoon Caption Contest for the Summer 2022 issue shows us God addressing two angels while heading off carrying a surfboard. My captions are shown below. The drawing is by Benjamin Schwartz.
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| "While I'm gone, replace all the Hallelujahs with Cowabungas." "Zeus was never this cool." "Cue the theme to 'Hawaii Five-O' on harps." "Go write a psalm in praise of gnarly waves." "Here's a hint: It isn't the Commandments I'll be hanging ten of." There's no limit to the number of submissions permitted, but I still couldn't justify entering these:  "Noah wasn't any more fun than you two." "No one remembers I created awesomeness." "Stay behind if you like, but this will all be Instagrammable." |
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