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My Entries in the Moment Cartoon Caption Contest for January/February 2019

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Take a bite out of my entries in the Moment Cartoon Caption Contest for January/February 2019. Moment is a magazine which covers topics of Jewish interest and many of the caption contests invite efforts at Jewish humor. Multiple entries are permitted. The drawing is by Benjamin Schwartz.

"For you, my personal favorite: deviled ham!"
"How much could it hurt? Take that ham sandwich and add a little cheese."

"Wrong guy. I'm the spokesman for Underwood."
"Try a second bite, this time without all the guilt."
"See? It's even better than kosher."
"It tastes better if you don't think about what's in it."
"It's just like Mom never used to make."
"Job didn't like my sandwiches either."
"Now we sing 'Cheeseburger in Paradise.'"

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