Dearly beloved, behold my entries in the late Cartoon Collections Caption Contest #7. The drawing is by Charlie Hankin.
"His last words were 'Do you have any idea who I am?'" "He didn't care for the new guy." "His favorite saying was 'It's always harvest time.'" "I'll miss him. His loathing knew no bounds." "He always hated peaceful endings." "He was also good at taxes." "He never shirked his duty." "He never failed to lose a client."