Let me show you to my entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #627 for August 20, 2018. The drawing is by P. C. Vey.
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| "They're not menus—they're waivers." |
These captions wouldn't serve:
Note: Last week, cartoonist Harry Bliss's horse threw its rider. Hilarity ensued. Fasten your seat belt for Contest #626.
From the blog archives, here's a P. C. Vey tasting menu.
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| "If you need anything, just stomp your feet." "I'm afraid your dinner hasn't landed yet." "This is the best I can do without a reservation." "No, I do not have a table with a better view." "We're not responsible for undercooked food or high winds." "We're not responsible for undercooked food or earthquakes." "Perhaps you don't remember the last tip you left." |
Note: Last week, cartoonist Harry Bliss's horse threw its rider. Hilarity ensued. Fasten your seat belt for Contest #626.
From the blog archives, here's a P. C. Vey tasting menu.
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