Cozy up to my red hot entry in The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #617 for May 21, 2018. The drawing is by John Klossner.
Note: Last week cartoonist P. C. Vey sent a ventriloquist's dummy into the office. My caption, if I heard it correctly, was quite rude. But don't take my word for it. Let Contest #616 speak for itself.
I've been burned by John Klossner in these caption contests before.
In fact, this blog has been to hell and back.
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"I hear in heaven they have HiDef." |
I was a bit cool to this one: ![]() |
"Each of us spent hours watching the Yule Log." |
Note: Last week cartoonist P. C. Vey sent a ventriloquist's dummy into the office. My caption, if I heard it correctly, was quite rude. But don't take my word for it. Let Contest #616 speak for itself.
I've been burned by John Klossner in these caption contests before.
In fact, this blog has been to hell and back.
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