Swoop into my entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #611 for April 9, 2018. The drawing is by Ellis Rosen.
Note: This is Ellis Rosen's first appearance on the blog. And I submitted a poop joke.
Last week, cartoonist P. C. Vey sent a chef to the slammer. My caption didn't follow the recipe. Deliver a reprieve to Contest #610.
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| "Au contraire, I'll be the more adored because I poop in pellets." |
These other captions just weren't classy enough for the New Yorker: |
| "What I need you to do is sing 'Here I Come to Save the Day.'" "We'll see who's best at delivering for Amazon." "With the right technology, even you can be replaced." "Nothing can stop me now but the pavement." |
Note: This is Ellis Rosen's first appearance on the blog. And I submitted a poop joke.
Last week, cartoonist P. C. Vey sent a chef to the slammer. My caption didn't follow the recipe. Deliver a reprieve to Contest #610.
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