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My Entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #585

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I'm in the mood to help you, Dude, with my entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #585 for September 25, 2017. The drawing is by Drew Dernavich.

"Only if you wish for toast."




These captions just didn't have the magic:
"I need an upgraded lamp more than
you need a third wish."
"But how could you wish for all this from Alibaba?"
"I made you the best breakfast ever and, yes,
it counts as a wish."
"Sorry, kid. Didn't anyone tell you to be
careful what appliance you rub?"
"No more wishes, kid. I'm into kitchen appliances now."
"No more wishes, kid. You rubbed me the wrong way."




Note: Last week, cartoonist Tom Cheney let loose with the photocopier. My caption was redundant. See Contest #584, rinse, and repeat.

For more posts about Drew Dernavich, rub the lamp or click the link.

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