I'm handing down my entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #581 for August 28, 2017. The drawing is by Benjamin Schwartz.
Note: Last week, cartoonist Frank Cotham set up a comfy hammock in the throne room. I must have nodded off while writing my caption. Set your alarm for Contest #580.
Benjamin Schwartz has been known to create a caption contest or two.
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| "It's not a commandment, but if you love Me you'll wear it." I had to leave the computer for a few hours and when I returned, I saw that my college-age daughter had left me a few captions: |
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| "The sorting sweater assigns you... Team Turtleneck!" "We shall call you Waldo." "Wear this to your manicure; make a left at The Gates." "This sweater has no commandments, but it's cute." |
Note: Last week, cartoonist Frank Cotham set up a comfy hammock in the throne room. I must have nodded off while writing my caption. Set your alarm for Contest #580.
Benjamin Schwartz has been known to create a caption contest or two.
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