Everybody in the pool! While you're there, could you help fish out my entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #572 for June 5, 2017? The drawing is by Michael Maslin.
Note: Last time, cartoonist Charie Hankin gave us a pirate working the cash register in a coffee shop decorated with an anchor THIS big! After that, the Caption Contest declared a moratorium on all size gags. Oh, wait a minute... Anyway, mateys, abandon all hope ye who entered Contest #571—exceptin' ye havin' been declared one o' the finalists, o' course.
Have a ball reading my blog posts about Michael Maslin.
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"Now put that back in the birdbath where you found it." |
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"They always have to show us up." "The pool volleyball match is off." "Euclid who?" |
Note: Last time, cartoonist Charie Hankin gave us a pirate working the cash register in a coffee shop decorated with an anchor THIS big! After that, the Caption Contest declared a moratorium on all size gags. Oh, wait a minute... Anyway, mateys, abandon all hope ye who entered Contest #571—exceptin' ye havin' been declared one o' the finalists, o' course.
Have a ball reading my blog posts about Michael Maslin.
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