My Entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #560—Almost

Dig my entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #560 for March 13, 2017. Too bad I forgot to submit it. The drawing is by Mick Stevens,

"Now we tunnel in behind him and make bear sounds."

"Holes are the future. Caves are passé." "Holes are the future. Caves are passé. Let me do the talking." "The folded arms mean he won't make a trade." "The body language means he won't trade homes." "What time is his surprise party? "See? No better than a hole in the ground." "Let's offer to decorate his walls in exchange for shelter." "Now lure him into the hole while I invent a gate."

Note: Last week, cartoonist Kim Warp took the Caption Contest for a dive. My caption came out all wet. Soak in all of Contest No. 559.

Consult the blog archives for more about Mick Stevens.

Cavemen in cartoons. Is that really a thing?