When sorrows come, they come not single spies
But in battalions.William Shakespeare, Hamlet IV.5
So says King Claudius to his distraught wife Gertrude. Peter Arno has his butler put it almost as memorably—if somewhat less succinctly—to the lord and master who is already acquainted with the sorrows which come after a night on the town.
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| "I regret to report, Sir, that Standard Oil of California is off two points, your second wife called about her alimony, Firefly ran last at Belmont, the man from the Internal Revenue is downstairs, and we are all out of aspirin." Peter Arno, Original artwork |
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| "I regret to report, Sir, that Standard Oil of California is off two points, your second wife called about her alimony, Firefly ran last at Belmont, the man from the Internal Revenue is downstairs, and we are all out of aspirin." Peter Arno, Original artwork |
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| "I regret to report, Sir, that Standard Oil of California is off two points, your second wife called about her alimony, Firefly ran last at Belmont, the man from the Internal Revenue is downstairs, and we are all out of aspirin." Peter Arno, Original artwork |
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Note: Inspired by the tradition of Shakespeare's many editors, I have taken the liberty of editing what I believe to be obvious errors in the Arno caption, substituting Internal for International and aspirin for asperin. Where and when this color cartoon may have been published are unknown to me, but anyone with relevant information should email me with AB, for Aspirin Bottle, in the subject line.
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If you now feel an urgent need to learn everything you can about Peter Arno, you're in luck. Peter Arno: The Mad, Mad World of The New Yorker's Greatest Cartoonist by Michael Maslin is hot off the presses. Read the excerpt The Peter Arno Cartoons That Helped Rescue The New Yorker published May 5 in the New Yorker online.
You can also learn quite a bit from the following links:
Peter Arno in April's Vanity Fair.
Peter Arno in the March 29 Wall Street Journal.
Peter Arno posts here on Attempted Bloggery.
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