Here is my entry in the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #482 for July 20, 2015. The drawing is by P. C. Vey.
Note: Last week Will McPhail's dapper gentleman made a grand entrance from inside a cake. My caption simply couldn't compete with that. See the three-tiered results of Contest #481.
One day, I'll find something to write about P. C. Vey that has nothing to do with his caption contest cartoons. But not today.
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| "Guess how I painted them so quickly!" |
These just weren't up to speed either: |
| "I don't have the patience for this." "Is there anything you need in a jiffy?" "Just how wide is your bathroom?" "Would you hold something for me while I go to the bathroom?" "Why such a tiny cloakroom?" "Ask me about my goggles?" "Would you like me to pick up some more wine in France?" |
Note: Last week Will McPhail's dapper gentleman made a grand entrance from inside a cake. My caption simply couldn't compete with that. See the three-tiered results of Contest #481.
One day, I'll find something to write about P. C. Vey that has nothing to do with his caption contest cartoons. But not today.
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